Oh well perhaps the chocolate cake was the right choice. Only the mighty beanpole comes out of that grim showing with any credit. Let's hope that Mr Mac is given his P45 - I rather fancy the special one to step into the hot seat - and build for the future. At least Stevie G won't be exhausted at the start of next season.

Perhaps I need to widen my interests net, patchwork? Cross stitches or words or perhaps I should follow in the footsteps of the wonderful Gaudi. (Not the tram bit) I can't wait to see Norman Foster's reworking of the Camp Nou.

Now where did I put that jar of serendipity?